Mom’s Law of Temporal Dynamics

The other night the Big Guy was at rehearsal for a community theatre production of 'You Can't Take It With You'.  I was cleaning up the daily clutter, making dinner, and supervising homework, when Thing2's six-year-old imagination - scientifically-calibrated by the Minister Hill Department of Weights, Measures and Pandemonium helped prove my favorite theory once again. I don't have any clinical...