Flash Mob

We go to Bob's Diner every Saturday for breakfast.  It's a ritual. Sunday mornings, we have a different ritual that involves breakfast at home and chores, but company is on the way and the mess in the boys' room is a def-con four, and we'll need the energy from the fat and protein to tackle the job ahead. So we head to Bob's. The place is packed, but loyalty has its privileges, and we get table...