
Across the state, schools had closed on Friday. Â Store shelves were being cleared as people prepared for a day of camping in on Saturday. Â I stocked the pantry with chips and dip, the fridge with a massive casserole and whipped cream for hot cocoa. Â Thing1 and Thing2 made sure their sleds were ready, and the wood bin was overflowing.
But, Saturday morning, the snow had not materialized. Â We were expecting a blizzard and barely got a dusting in our little corner of Vermont (4-6 in Vermont is a dusting). Â As we gazed out at the trees already stripped of snow by the howling wind, our entire family felt ripped off by the weather industry.
Everything had been canceled for Saturday already – basketball, breakfast out – and with a still-falling mercury, the Big Guy and I quickly decided to proceed with the camp-in as planned. Â We fired up the DVD player and began our day-long homage to sloth.
I set out cereal and cinnamon buns at breakfast, and cheese and crackers and other snacks at lunch. Â As soon as one of us got the notion to do something productive the rest of the family would intervene, re-issuing the proclamation that today was about doing nothing. Â Computers were shuttered, homework was put away, and the phone was ignored. Â The conversation never became more serious than debating whether there are more Monty Python or Tolkien references in Futurama. Â Our bodies and our brains were only aware of the red hot stove and the person snuggling on the sofa next to us.
It was pointless. Â It was unproductive, and it was glorious.

I did a weekend homage to sloth, glorious is the correct word…